There's a Swiffer Wet Jet commercial running on TV right now in which a woman is apparently suing her mop for failing to satisfy all of her mopping needs. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I swear that the mop's defense team is headed by none other than M.C. Hammer who, by the way, looks surprisingly flabbergasted when his client loses the case. I'm guessing he specifically coached the mop not to drip in such a lackadaisical fashion while being questioned by the prosecution. I wish I could throw around more impressive legal terms, but I'm part of that grossly under-represented minority of human beings who just can't bring themselves to watch Law and Order. In any of its forms. (It takes a lot of skill for someone who watches as much TV as I do to avoid the Law and Order franchise. USA Network has attempted to thwart me by playing at least 3-7 episodes of Law and Order on any given weeknight. Why do they hate me so much?) The only good Law and Order has ever brought to the world was Christopher Meloni's guest appearance on an episode of Mtv 2's Wonder Showzen, which educated viewers about the dangers of cooties:
Anyway, back to M.C. Hammer. I have been frantically searching the Net, but I can't find a clip of this ad to back my theory up. Don't worry, though--I am determined to find it. I have nothing but time on my hands.
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2 comments:
I guess you watch CSI
Well written article.
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