Well, it has taken me nigh six months to unravel the M.C. Hammer-Swiffer mystery. First of all, in recalling the commercial, I had inadvertently combined two separate Swiffer commercials into one and for that I blame countless hours of watching tv, which has clearly left me with nothing more than what I affectionately refer to as "television gut" and early onset Alzheimer's (I regret nothing). It's a catch-22 situation. But since some genius has posted said commercial online, you can finally judge for yourself:
As you can see, the defendant is not a soggy mop as I had described earlier (the soggy mop is too busy for these kinds of shenanigans--he's participating in a political debate), but rather a sad, impotent broom. All that is beside the point, though, because I'm sure you'll agree that Mr. Broom's lawyer is irrefutably M.C. Hammer, Esquire. And to that I say bravo, Mr. Hammer, it's good to see you working. Indeed, it is Hammer Time once again.
1 comment:
thats not mc hammer hes a preacher and skinnier
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