Sunday, January 20, 2008

Swiffer, She Wrote

Well, it has taken me nigh six months to unravel the M.C. Hammer-Swiffer mystery.  First of all, in recalling the commercial, I had inadvertently combined two separate Swiffer commercials into one and for that I blame countless hours of watching tv, which has clearly left me with nothing more than what I affectionately refer to as "television gut" and early onset Alzheimer's (I regret nothing).  It's a catch-22 situation.   But since some genius has posted said commercial online, you can finally judge for yourself: 

As you can see, the defendant is not a soggy mop as I had described earlier (the soggy mop is too busy for these kinds of shenanigans--he's participating in a political debate), but rather a sad, impotent broom.  All that is beside the point, though, because I'm sure you'll agree that Mr. Broom's lawyer is irrefutably M.C. Hammer, Esquire.  And to that I say bravo, Mr. Hammer, it's good to see you working.  Indeed, it is Hammer Time once again. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

thats not mc hammer hes a preacher and skinnier